TRACK | Dirt Dress – Sonic Death

5/5 golden merles

Dirt Dress’ “Sonic Death” off 2009’s Perdido En La Suciedad Vol. 2 is a haircut you can set your watch to of a track. There’s not much gristle in it, just enough to aid the frying. I am a vegetarian who cuts his own hair and I don’t know what I’m talking about.

But I think this song will be appreciated by self-proclaimed fans of White Fence, The Velvet Underground (ever heard of ’em?), and Sunny and the Sunsets. Let it run into the excellent, subsequent closer “Sonic Boom” for further elucidation.

Now, while we’re on the topic of “Sonic Death,” I’d like to talk about the Bandcamp acquisition by Epic Games.

It is a dark day for the internet and the sharing of culture without compromised values.

What you are witnessing is not the burning of one central bridge, but hundreds of thousands of individual ones.

Bandcamp allowed cultural information to be uploaded for free and priced by the creator on the understanding that if it sold, profits would be shared. Meanwhile, every element of culture lurches dramatically in the opposite direction.

Bandcamp was decent, weird and malleable in an era of legalized graft. Not only that, it was profitable, sustainable and thriving. Now a white flag has been raised over the cultural stronghold for no apparent reason. Its existence was a living reproach to the scummy subscription-streaming models. It made them look cheap and trashy. And they are. But now there won’t be any alternative.

It’s safe to assume Bandcamp was bought to be killed; mutilated, squashed, and merged.

What you are witnessing is a centralized, trusted printing press burn which formerly operated without censorship or barriers to entry. It functioned properly, paid fairly, and allowed equal access for all. It has been wiped out of existence and in the aftermath the commentariat mutter, “Don’t worry, the monks will copy the manuscripts by hand.”

True, but light-years from ideal. This is its own kind of dark age. This inflicts possibly irreparable harm that will otherwise need to be undone by goodwill and striving over decades. It is a matter of scale and proximity. These are orders of magnitude different, from local on one hand to almost globally inclusive on the other.

Cool music will still be made. Small scenes will still rise and fall. But we might not know about them. They will be far more inaccessible to humans that don’t happen to accidentally reside directly next to them. Or, if otherwise made accessible, they’ll be humiliated by being presented alongside Geico ads and have their credibility instantly undermined at the outset.

Your relative tolerance for what is considered ‘cool’ will be altered. You and your children will take advertisements stapled to the temple of culture for granted and consider monied, powerful interests a necessary part of forging your identity, an ever-present aside that is enveloped into the whole.

It doesn’t need to be this way and you are poorer for this. We are all poorer for this having happened. Morally, spiritually, and, if you’re an artist, literally.

What you are witnessing is an ecosystem in collapse. Maybe you don’t use Bandcamp directly and consider it inconvenient, browser-centric or otherwise outmoded. That’s fine. But I guarantee that some of the artists whose labor you consume use it both for promotion and consumption. And now the chain of culture which ends up at your door has been even further compromised and polluted.

It is very difficult to imagine another mainstream platform arising that allows for that level of freedom and fairness; it already feels like a relic of a bygone era. It is hard to quantify and articulate the loss.

I know we’ll all still make and share music. I know losing a limb isn’t death. It is just quite sad knowing that more bad things will be taken for granted as the default or normal route in a culture that already suffers from so many terrible assumptions.

Another light and a hope of a more decent, collaborative and fair internet has been snuffed out. Hopefully there will be others with cunning, capable of engineering things, less corruptible, more faithful to their origins and mission, to replace it and offer some kind of future worth having.

I am thinking of Aaron Swartz tonight, about his brutal and senseless persecution at the hands of the Justice Department. He was mercilessly harassed and prosecuted for the great sin of sharing science that was overwhelmingly taxpayer funded but remains perversely hidden behind paywalls.

We shouldn’t have been reliant upon Bandcamp, a private albeit seemingly unambiguously good company. But we were. Any decent, moral civilization would immediately claim the board a right of basic communication, nationalize it as an archive of culture, keep intact its fair and transparent model of sustainable sharing. But we do not reside within a decent civilization.

These are not conversations that we as a society are prepared to engage in. That we had in the present era a functional model of a near idealized implementation, operative and realized, this is why the loss feels so significant to so many.

Let this be a reminder: Unionize, collectivize, co-opt while you still can. Take the unanticipated corruption out of the hands of a handful of individuals who will always, eventually die, sell-out or otherwise spoil a movement.

We can attempt to publicly shame Ethan Diamond and the team at Bandcamp. We can also thank them for holding out for as long as they could. They’ve clearly betrayed their users and disgraced themselves, but only after a genuinely good effort. They are subject to the same forces that besmirch all of our lives.

What you are watching is a gurning man sticking a knife through the throat of a unicorn and a crowd of broken, gig economy droids muttering, “Yes, it’s sad, but maybe the hide will make a lovely coat for one lucky boy.”

I am so fucking tired of being asked to celebrate defeats.

TRACK | Cool Ghouls – Gord’s Horse

5/5 golden merles

I am overcommitted to tasks and have not yet listened to 2021’s At George’s Zoo. But one thing I do know is that 2017’s tour tape from Cool Ghouls, Gord’s Horse, is strong stuff, wistful and warped.

Pleasing and affably askance, the title track ambles forward in a timeless sort of tread. There is a parity and tension present in the unfolding, part Americana in its pacing and instrumentation and part freak-folk in its poetic insinuations.

There is created here a well-worn path that somehow remains renewably enthralling due to the gently obscurantist phrasing and the overall loveliness of the wave-like, enveloping backing vocals. It’s an enduring and dreamy track.

TRACK | Lomma – T. Hanks

5/5 golden merles

Tube amp and tremolo powered revenge anthem that it is, “T. Hanks” is a lot of fun. If you’d like some reference points that are fundamentally inaccurate but broadly reasonable in comparison, there is a bit of Ty Segall, The Fresh and Onlys, and Kasabian in there. It is driving, garage-y surf-pop.

It’s a good track for when everything is falling apart and forfeit and no effort adds up. It is a bit of commiseration in a miserable era. And in its buoyant forms and affable uttering, does a good job of making this all seem more or less fine while proclaiming the opposite.

And while we know from… life that the squeaky wheel more likely gets executed at dawn, locked in an Ecuadorian embassy, or exiled to Russia, there remains inherent value in the logging of the complaint.

So what if the world is an unforgiving and hellish place and that every ounce of good is drained out in a vice, cut with chemicals, and then sold back to you at 10x the cost? We can still refine our critiques to be appealing and catchy. There’s some good resilience here in this track and in the lessons it provides.

[Something I didn’t notice until after selecting the track but may have been subconsciously seen: our projects were featured on bandcamp daily on the same entry a week back. That doesn’t need to be disclosed I just wanted to brag a little and am glad to be associated further in this linkage.]

TRACK | Death Lens – Witching Hour

5/5 golden merles

It is difficult to keep the bile intact as it populates the mold, all to be bound and set, maneuvering within the pop structure.

If you like The Cramps Psychedelic Jungle but despise this, I would wager that the nostalgia has rotted your brain.

Or you’re partial to The Stooges’ Funhouse but don’t see any redeeming qualities in what Death Lens are retching up here, well then something is off, and future assessment are brought into question. In my estimation your pure perceiver may be found untrue and needs calibration.

ALBUM | The Lentils – Brattleboro is Flooding

5/5 golden merles

Brattleboro is flooding is one of my favorite albums of the last decade.

Sweet Disease is one of the finest tracks of that admirable set. Although it feels like the dawn rising, it is the 2nd to last song on the album. Not a bad way to end: a beginning factored in, locked and loaded. Something to remember and maybe clumsily burglarize.

Csehak has written many rich and originative lines in his time occupying space on this earth and more than a few of them found their way into this album.

“You gotta hand it to the other side / at least they’re forgiven.”

Other standout tracks are I lost my favorite enemy, a theory of drowning, and brattleboro is flooding.

These fine young thugs have found their way onto most mixes I have made over the last few years. The Heart is a lonely Mangler (Botanical Castings) and The Loaves of Oblivion (11 new flavors of oblivion and why the shining ones don’t want you to know about them) will feature on this archive at some point soon, if I am to continue having these things appear daily.

TRACK | Teenage Burritos – Kamikaze

5/5 golden merles

San Diego’s Teenage Burritos 2016 s/t has much good within it.

The standout tracks for me are Prom Song and the one rated here/posted below, Kamikaze. But the whole thing is so fluent in building convincing garage rock fragments that it appears effortless.

A real compelling alchemy of elements, dodging and compiling. I prefer this version featuring Andreas from Holograms to the other two listed on their bandcamp: